
a lil snippet of it:
Dedicated to the young johan who is no more, cheers.
When young, johan used to like sneaking an egg into the freezer to wait for it to freeze completely before eagerly taking it out and cracking it to reveal an oddly hard translucent solid egg. truly amazing
Johan also used to dabble in magic and was able to levitate a metallic orb around over and along a translucent sheet of cloth , make black canes appear from nowhere and then multiply, make smoke appear from thin air, and even do baloon sculptures such as poodles. he still levitates himself from time to time
Johan was an eager boy with ambitions to become a mad scientist, he had a chemistry set in a corner of the house, where he once used acid to make a hole in the table while playing with chemicals with his best friend. he enjoyed looking at things turn purple.
Johan was at one point a very unhappy child completely absorbed in being pessimistic thinking it was the very cool thing to do. he was truly unhappy and expressed himself through large paintings showcasing distress and agony in a materialistic world where liposuction, money, nose jobs, and math homework were very real.
Johan was once a hamster farmer owning a hamster kingdom with villas and circuses and mazes. they were very smelly, cute, incestuous, and hungry. they chewed they way out to freedom where upon escape, several took one for the team and died in drains.
Johan was convinced sharks could magically appear to eat him when swimming in the swimming pool this was why he would constantly look back when swimming which made him slower thus being scolded to keep his head straight and looking ahead.
When studying for exams johan would ponder about what he would do after, this usually circled around ideas of getting a new pet such as mini chicks or hamsters or guinea pigs or rabbits. he would devise elaborate schemes trying to look for the perfect one, calling pet shops up and asking them eagerly of their stock before finishing his last paper only to sneak off to finally get the desired pet.
One guinea pig died on me through a heat stroke, his name was david. he was a birthday present from my good friend, david. we rushed him to the hospital on a satuday afternoon, pumping oxygen into his lungs using a portable oxygen canister. he could not be saved and died the next day. david lies burried in the garden next to my house in tulip garden. may he rest in peace. after his service, Johan went to play counter strike for the rest of the day with eujin and bevin.
Johan also had a rabbit once. his name was ... i cant remember but it was a strange name given by my maid and i think it starts with a p. P was toilet trained and white. we gave him to my friend nicholas who killed him. i still havent forgiven nicholas for the atrocity. P was never given a proper burial.
Goodbye young johan may you rest in peace
May 09, 2005









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