twist n shake

if u owned a cage of say 4 hamsters ,
i'll be the hamster curled up in a ball
at the corner of the cage near my sawdust
and i'll also be the one running across
the cage to the part where everyone poops in every few minutes.
i'll huddle at the corner with my eyes closed, cheeks so stuffed..
tryin to look zen so that u can't resist poking me,
and WHEN u do...
i'll bite u SO HARD u'll scream n curse.

im feelin very docile.
tame.
quiet.
it's the Period. i must have crapped 4 kilos of shit.
(or at least am hoping that i've shat away the 4 kilos of fat)

why the hamster story sarah?
cos i had muesli.
with milk and yoghurt n fruits.
it was YARMY. : D~~



n im havin the on and off cramps.the whole over-ovulating/ovulation of ovaries / the sheddin of the lining WHATEVER it is.. it's not makin me feeel okay.

i went to my happy hideout with Gina
i was dressed
like this



my adidas tops.. bought it like when i was 17?
whee that long ago...
i rembr when i wore it to NTU during lecture in my 1st year
one dickhead said "wha..japan..japan pornstar" behind me aloud when i was walkin out of lecture.
if i wear this top to school one of these days and someone actually says somethin along that line.... i'lll just pounce on the fella and claw at his face or maybe i'll just wait till he walks in the car park n run him over.
i hate the boys in sch. fuckin horny army idiots.
supersuakumountaintortoise. sooooo many prettier girls in sch than the boys.
boys who gawk. boys who wear slippers and shorts and shirts n dress just like ah tiongs.
what did we girls do to deserve to see such people in school everyday..
sometimes... if they just put in a lil bit more effort it makes the school of le sucky suck much nicer n more bearable....

i thought i looked a lil like a softball player

yomuiri Giants
but then again
i went grocery shopping at de supermarket i thought i looked the part of a filipino maid.
tights eh... not tights k...LEGGINGs haha'
: )
rembr the clarendon crowns top?

i changed it to this one..coco chanel
BECAUSE i thought i'll stop buyin stuff from ebay. like boycott ebay.
i dont know la.. i thought amazon wld be safer, really much safer.
n 80's purple is so clever they decided to do it with amazon.

ebay is a shit place to buy stuff n sell stuff trust me on that please.



johan just made me laugh
haha
http://www.funfactory.de/
which colour would u pick? i told him all of them look so darn ticklish hahaaha
the best in the world..ill get twist n shake. haha



i am goin to curl up in bed now and be my hamster self.
i cannot take it.
this whole crampin up feelin.
gd night...