i heart blogging
right after showering with a turban on my head.
*happy sigh*
the not so icky feeling : ) hmmm

i want to blog about being constipated. i work longhours sowhen i get home im too tired to make the time to crap, and when i get up im always in such a hurrythat i dun have the time to crap.. working is basically screwing up my crapping cycle and im tryin to keep the laxatives at bay.
anyWAY,
paragon has a new extension right.. the one with bakerzin and thai express and all the fancy boutiques...i prefer goin to the new toilets as compared to the ones next to metro or the basement next to breadtalk becos the new ones have nice big mirrors, it's very white n clean as compared to theoverheated dark and black marbled n brown granite tiled toilets on the other end..
the new toilets also have very reflective floors, like i can seee the lady doin whatever in the cubicle..
i can! i really can!
if i just look down, super blatant..very stupid of them to choose black marble tiling for the floor and spotlights everywhere...with doors that cover over 3/4 of the entire cubicle entrance .
during work, i WANTED to crap, cos i felt all squeamish & all not headin to the toilet for the longest time of 4 days, the thought of it just makes me feel icky.. there i was on the toilet bowl and i felt pressured BECOS I know the whole queue outside can see wht im doin, the longer i take the more they'll try to figure out what was i doing..
i just sat there becos i wanted to crap, nothing came out no fart, nothing,, just me tryin to squeeze me bowels out and hello??? i knew the people outside cld see me face la, the whole gritting of my teeeth and scrunched up face... i gave up cos it was givin me a headache and i was so stressed too..
GUESS WHAT? when i got out of the toilet, a lady went inside and she came out IMMediately giving the " urgh eeeeew" face n went into the next cubicle..
i was like shocked cos i swear there was no smell, no poop in the bowl , nothing! i was washin myhands and i was so mad my head was churning out images of me pushing her to the toilet bowl and askin her to TAKE A REAL HARD CLOSE LOOOK, THERE IS NOTHING okaY??
n then maybe i'll slam her face on the toilet bowl pull her ponytail and kick her in her tummy so hard she sprawls across the floor... i was so upset cos it wasn't stinky n she made me feel so horrible like i just created a real poopshed in there.. : (
so u.g.l.y right
then she made the other lady who was the next in queue to think twice before goin into the cubicle WHA LAU EH
so much for marble tilings on the flooor, stupid paragon.